Slice of bread
Tomato sauce
Cold meat
Hot chips (from a chippy)
Slice of breadOr
Slice of bread
Salt and vinegar chips
Tomato
Ham
Slice of breadI am a simple person.
Cammembert cheese and a hot egg, insuperable
Right now my fav is the second sandwich in This video. I’ve made it at least a dozen times in the past month or two. Avocado and blk olives + humus + roasted red pepper/onion/zucchini + balsamic vinegar glaze(I do extra of this)
Add cheese.
The end.
Fresh baguette, slice lengthwise. Butter both sides with probably way too much salted butter. Slice cornichon pickles really thin, embed them in the butter. Slice a nice cured meat like sopressata or salami and layer it on top of the pickles. Close and eat as much as you can before your rational mind overwhelms you and forces you to eat something healthy instead.
Okay, so you take a blueberry bagel and slice it and gently toast it. A little Japanese kewpie mayo, a good amount of Polish beer mustard, mix 'em together and spread on both pieces. Layer thin sliced Black Forest ham, then slices of one-year aged white cheddar. Dill pickles next but pickled red onions work in a pinch. Then a heaping handful of greens, spring mix by preference. Slap the top half of the bagel on and enjoy.
- slice of tasty bread
- cheese
- salami
- tomato
- more cheese
- slice of bread
In a pan, add a decent amount of olive oil. Sprinkle kosher salt over the oil.
Grill the sandwich like a grilled cheese. Add more oil and salt before you flip and grill the other side if needed.
Kosher salt/oil is the key.
- Dave’s Killer Bread, wheat or seeded
- Thick layer of Skippy peanut butter, smooth
- Strawberry preserves
Cut it in half and serve with a glass of milk.
This is basically dessert.
With great relish
Do burgers count? 😃 If yes, whatever you want to call this burger that’s in a drawing I’m doing:
Basically a cheeseburger except with the melty cheese, with fries and ketchup added 🍔
As long as it has cherry pepper relish from Jersey Mike’s, I’m good. I know, I know… fuck the giant chains. But that shit is crazy good.
Enshitification has come for them too:
Enjoy it while you can.
Toasted whole grain bread, or a ciabatta roll if I have the money for it when shopping. Mayo and pepper to taste on each slice. Spicy brown mustard on one slice (or both, if you’re feeling saucy). Turkey/ham/moo meat as desired. Spinach on top, with a salted tomato slice on occasion.
This has been my go-to for years, and I can eat it just about every day without getting sick of it.
Baguette, butter, brie.
Tuna Sandwich
Ingredients:
2 slices Dave’s Killer Bread (21 Seed Variant), lightly toasted
1 can tuna
2 tbsp Hellmann’s mayonnaise
2 tbsp chopped pickles
1 slice muenster cheese
1 slice gruyere cheese
2 slices tomato
A handful of baby spinach leaves
1 tsp Grey Poupon mustard
Salt and pepper, to taste
Instructions:
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Prepare Tuna Mix: Combine tuna, mayonnaise, and chopped pickles in a bowl.
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Assemble Sandwich:
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Spread the tuna mixture on one slice of toasted bread.
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Spread Grey Poupon mustard on the other slice.
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Layer muenster cheese, gruyere cheese, tomato slices, and baby spinach leaves over the tuna.
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Season: Sprinkle salt and pepper to taste.
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Close and Serve: Place the mustard-coated slice on top, press gently, and enjoy.
Bonus points for including the recipe!
Tuna salad with sour is criminally underrated. When I make tunamelts I include a healthy dollop of sauerkraut and it adds quite a lot to the taste.
Honestly - acid is generally underused in home cooking. There’s a reason nearly every dish restaurants make has lemon juice or vinegar on it.
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They are two:
Kimchi grilled cheese, like the video “late night kimchi grilled cheese”. Strain some kimchi, save the liquid. Chop the solid and fry it in butter. Assemble the sandwich with the kimchi between cheese, cheese between bread. Mayonnaise the outside of the sandwich. More butter in pan, and add the liquid from the kimchi. Fry the sandwich in this kimchi butter. So it’s got kimchi fried in butter on the inside, and is itself fried in kimchi butter.
Close second place roast beef and sharp cheddar with sliced sweet onion, on good rye sourdough, with horseradish and mayonnaise. Yum yum yum.
I tried Kimchi and lamb burgers they are delicious.