I’d like to become a tree.

    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      Easy, just die near your cat(s) and the same day they’ll chomp.

      A dog waits a little while, iirc. They lick your face, then nip, and if you don’t respond eventually chomp too.

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        24 days ago

        they would both get thirsty pretty soon if nobody came to rescue them from the dead body apartment

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    23 days ago

    First, don’t spend money on it. That is the most important. Second, if possible make something useful of my body, like donating to science. I listened to a podcast about this “cemetery” that is a research facility and they let the bodies decompose in a variety of situations to study the process. Third, don’t do any funeral or rituals and that includes keeping a cemetery lapid or stuff like that.

    One exception is if someone wants to do something really funny and weird, like the guy that wanted his skull preserved and the rest made into two diamonds that would be fitted to the skull and to be kept like in the living room to judge everyone or something.

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    23 days ago

    Ideally there would be no body to bury. Think about it, can you think of a boring way to die where your body is never found?

    Of course i’m making sure my death will be adventurous by staying at my computer and never going outside. Totally won’t die of a heart attack like a loser.

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    25 days ago

    I don’t give a fuck because I’m dead and won’t be there to see it.

    Do whatever you want with my corpse.

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      23 days ago

      People think anything matters after they die, like anything in the future at all, but there is no future… You skip right to the end of time. Nothing happens to your body at all.

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    24 days ago

    Any parts that can be used to improve a human life should be used that way. Then any parts that can be used to improve animal/plant life should be used that way. Then the rest should be disposed of in the manner that consumes the fewest resources.

    But, I’ll be gone; you guys can do whatever with it; I won’t care.

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    25 days ago

    I’d like to become a tree.

    LOL bad news for you…

    Volcano don’t become kitten.
    Human don’t become tree.
    Sponge don’t become transformer.

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    24 days ago

    The matter that makes up my cells has been going through the cycle of life for god knows how long. All I know is I’ll be pissed if that cycle is cut off to isolate that matter in a metal box in the ground.