Title.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
I Was A Teenage Exocolonist
Crash Bandicoot got me hooked on crystals
Final Fantasy
Disco Elysium features communism and communists (bad) but also has a couple of homosexuals (a secret cabal of organized people dead-set on destroying the ideals of nuclear family) as characters. I’d suggest you guys avoid the game at all costs, it’s too dangerous.
Balatro is E for everyone 10+ in freedom ratings. We don’t give any shits about gambling imagery over here (Yes, I know balatro is not gambling and the PEGI rating is BS).
Good Christian Americans would never go anywhere near gambling or gambling paraphernalia.
What about if you’re gambling for Jesus?
Jambling?
(Jean Gambling)
Is that gambling in a Canadian tuxedo or gambling with jeans? Every hand you lose your pants…
Not familiar with what is meant by Canadian tuxedo, so gambling with jeans.
Jean shirt, jean jacket, and jean pants is the Canadian tuxedo
Jesus take the roulette wheel
well if it’s a church raffle or charity slot machines then that’s fine
Lol
You wouldn’t roll a dice!
You wouldn’t steal a casino!
Night Trap
The Magic School Bus is an affront to God™ because it contains both evil magics and education.
They also have a book about human evolution. 😵
The heretics who don’t stop at one magic are the worst.
Definitely not Rust. Very wholesome game.
It was definitely the first persistent survival game that taught me I don’t have the time or energy for that genre.
I can’t find that one story where a guy was having a lot of fun being kidnapped. They roleplayed for like an hour.
Might have been Reksmore. They added handcuffs and a headbag recently. For wholesome adventures, of course.
Harvest Moon teaches that everybody can own land and live a good life self-sustainable off of his own work.
The Sims. It’s an affront to God that a human gets to play God if they’re not a billionaire or religious Christian leader.
Spore. That game is another affront to God because it teaches the harmful idea that creatures can change through evolution, which goes against God because He created all creatures and they have never ever changed and obviously look the exact same as they did when he created the Earth 6k years ago.
Mortal Kombat on SNES. Hilary Clinton said it’s a super realistic violent video game and since then there has never been anything near as violent. That game is the most violent game to ever exist and there is nothing that will ever top it.
And finally, the worst game of all:
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Pokémon taught children everywhere that if they enter strangers’ houses without warning, the strangers might randomly give them useful objects that help them in life.
See: every RPG ever.
Super Mario Bros promotes the consumption of psychedelics.
Your moral panic isn’t welcome here.
I think you’re missing a joke here.
Yup
I welcome the panic.
carmageddon got a sequel a few years ago and nobody batted an eye. kinda makes you miss the old days.
