I went over there, you remember that? It was a very historic moment. Went over there and I said to Kim Jong-Un, you know being a real estate guy it’s just sort of natural, I said, “You have the most beautiful shoreline. Think of it, you’re between China, Russia, and South Korea. Look at the beautiful shore, you could have the most beautiful condos that you’ve ever seen and become rich as hell. You don’t have to live like you’re living.
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But he’s a tough guy, he’s a smart guy, and he just loves collecting nuclear weapons. That’s what he does. He collects nuclear weapons and we got along incredibly well.
If anyone can explain what the fuck he’s talking about, they’re smarter than me. Or maybe stupider?
Fuck. That needs to be a bumper sticker.
Probably would end up with dumbasses putting rocks through your windows every other day, but it might just be worth it.
People reading that bumper sticker:
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John Mulaney, I think.