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Don’t you apologize. DON’T YOU DARE FUCKING APOLOGIZE.
Stupid sexy Gollum
Nothing at all…
Nothing at all…
Bro just woke up and chose violence
I’ve got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.
Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits…
You just know there’s a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil’ Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.
The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace
What if his dick fall off when he
became a gollumtransitioning?what if it remained alive and became an independent organism
Like a worm, growing into a second Gollun?
just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.
Oh, you mean Elon Musk back in the nineties?
Oh no, the thoight of a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.
Jesus, Americans. 🙄
Yes, because Americans are the only people who don’t want to to be flashed constantly by a creepy man who tried to murder us a while ago.
