“Sorry, I got to return this video”
“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”
“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”
“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”
“Can I borrow that VHS?”
“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”
“Do you know where a phone is?”
Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future.
Pepsi: The choice of a new generation.
Mcdonalds has Pizza now?
“Disco will never die.”
And it never did. *sips beer*
“Sorry, I got to return this video”
You say that, although it’s pretty close to the recurring joke in American Psycho, so if you’re lenient this kind of sentence was said in this comm only days ago. https://lemmy.ml/post/24140732/15784014
“Put that Furby away! We have to go play Neopets.”
I was surprised to hear neopets is still a thing. A friend went and checked it on a whim.
The invasion of Iraq was a great decision. The region will be much safer
“I’m excited for what the future has in store for me.”
hey rich people probably still say that
It’s 2004
Surly there were always people who say things like “wow, I can’t believe this thing is happening it’s like it’s 2004” or something.
“it’s literally the year two thousand and four”
Happy new year 2005!
ur-gir₁₅-re ec₂-dam-ce₃ in-kur₉-ma
nij₂ na-me igi nu-mu-un-du₈
ne-en jal₂ taka₄-en-e-ce
isn’t this a reference to that famous nationalist chant in japan, involving nukes and lawnmowers?
is this about the copper again?
I’ll be back in five moons, we’re running out of mammoth meat (translation)
itt: people thinking 20 years ago was 10 years ago.
Why didn’t you page me back?
Btw two decades is Nokia era!
“hit me on my two-way”
Hey, I live down the steeet from the best remaining video rental store (Movie Madness in Portland, OR). Have run down to return videos pretty often this year!
VHS?
Those, and dvd, bluray, some other fancier format. They have way more titles than any blockbuster ever did. Good place to have around ( it’s a nonprofit, so should be around in future).
Do you Yahoo?
You’re on next, Mr. Dangerfield.