• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Captain our 6,785,000 octillion data storage units are completely filled with pornography and none of the crew want to delete any of their files. The main computer is showing signs of shutting down due to the lack of storage.

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        1 year ago

        I would love to watch an episode dealing with in board porn storage and how it is crippling the functioning of the ship.

        USS Enterprise goes adrift in deep space because their computer shuts down due to lack of data storage. Captain Picard and his crew have to figure out how to restart their engines to save themselves … and save their porn.

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        1 year ago

        I can see Riker doing his step-over-the-chair-to-sit move as he says this, with that shit-eating grin.