Theres no death note community to post this in so… here we go…

(Btw, how many names do you think you can fit on there?)

  • WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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    • LordGimp@lemm.ee
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      Good start, but change them all to “by testicular/ovarian devastation” and then write in the names of every billionaire on earth followed by their closest relatives out to about 3 degrees of separation.

      Might even fix some overcrowding

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    It depends on how small you write, I suppose.

    If you just want people to die, you can put down quite the massacre on both sides of an A4 page.

    However, if you want people do to specific things before they die, like billionaires redisteubuting their personal wealth, or steer world leaders to reverse a lot of their bullshit, you’re going to have to get very creative with your wording to optimise as much page space as possible.

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    Lots of people here forget that you can control the actions of the person before they die. If you go by the richest persons, like someone suggested, you get them to liquidate and donate their entire state, or maybe a bunch at the same time to lobby for taxes to the mega rich, before dying. If you go by world leaders, like someone else suggested, you get them to undo their shits, e.g. Putin abandons Ukraine and destroys most of Russia’s armaments before joining NATO, Kim Jong Un calls for democratic elections and forms a democratic government after opening the borders, etc.

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      Lots of people here forget that you can control the actions of the person before they die.

      I did almost forget, thanks for the reminder. I just looked it up again, specifically you can control 23 days.

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Kim Jong Un calls for democratic elections and forms a democratic government after opening the borders

      He’d get couped by the generals and they’ll instate someone else. You’d have to write the key generals too. You could run out of space to write real soon. And you’d have to hope their sucessors actually continue the trajectory after 23 days (since kim and the generals be dead)

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      Unfortunately you need to keep in mind that transfers and donations can be reversed posthumously. If a gunman walks up to a billionaire, forces him to transfer millions to his bank account, and then shoots him dead, the killer doesn’t just get to keep the money after getting caught. Any transfer can be reversed after the fact. And you only have a few minutes of controlling the person before they die, so you can’t have them work for years to do good with their money.

      If just one billionaire died this way, the transfers would likely stand. It can be written off as one man deciding to gain a conscience before taking his own life. But if hundreds of billionaires start doing this all at once? People are reasonably going to conclude that something or someone is controlling these billionaires. Maybe people actually accept the fantastical notion of a Death Note in play. Or maybe they conclude its something strange but more scientific, like some sort of infectious electronic meme that can instantly brainwash people into carrying out some action. Maybe there’s a hereto undiscovered arrangement of pixels on a screen that can hack the human mind and gain control of it temporarily. The sort of thing that, while implausible, is at least within the realm of scientific possibility.

      Regardless of the exact cause, the heirs to these billionaires will go to court and argue that their deceased relatives were clearly not of sound mind at the time they transferred all their holdings. There’s already plenty of legal precedent for this, primarily for elderly people who lose their faculties and are taken advantage of by manipulative caretakers. Even if you can convince some 90 year old woman with Alzheimer’s to sign away her fortune to you, that transfer has a good chance of being reversed in court.

      Really, the most effective way to provide extreme encouragement for the heirs to give away money is by having the billionaire write, in their own blood on the wall, “my heirs should give away my money. Any that don’t will share my fate.”

      This way there are no transfers to fight in court. The legitimate heirs of the billionaire do inherit the money. But after they have it, there’s nothing preventing them from donating it themselves. And the money will be like a curse. They’ll be desperate to get rid of it.

      Done on a large scale, this would encourage most billionaires to give up their wealth voluntarily. You could have each of them write, “I am being killed for the crime of being a billionaire. Any other billionaire will share my fate.” If a few dozen such killings happened, and the police proved utterly unable to prevent it, then the vast majority of billionaires would give up their wealth voluntarily out of pure fear.

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        You can control them for days, so it’s a lot more difficult to undo stuff that was given almost a month ago, you can use cryptocurrency so that it doesn’t matter what any court decides it’s irreversible. But in general I agree with you that scaring them into giving all of their money voluntarily is more useful, however I don’t see any reason why you can’t make them give all of their money and also a warning to others, that is a lot more scary because even if you fought in court to get that money back you would immediately donate it all and die, so eventually people would not try to pursue those cases. And the fact that they had to originally leaves a clear public paper trail to track the inheritance, which would otherwise be impossible, so rich people would just hide their wealth.

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    Honestly? I would start picking off officials. I would try and like… Persona 5 it. Send a warning to, say, Trump. “Do ___ by ____ or else” kind of thing. They don’t follow through, I take them out. And just keep going until they start listening. Universal health care. No? Alright, I’m going to start picking off those opposed. 100% tax on money over a billion (honestly, I feel like couple million would suffice) . No? You know the drill. Pretty much hold officials ransom until they start fixing shit. I would stay vigilante. Not to make sure everyone is following the same rules or government, but if someone tries to pass a law to ban abortion in there country? Let me grab a pen.

    I would even be open to submission, like a “Hell Girl” situation. Of course, not “so and so is stealing my boyfriend” but more, “this company continues to dump in our wager supply.” I would use a very fine tipped pen if pencil wasn’t allowed. I would hopefully get to spears it out over years so, by the time it’s full, people can be used to being treated like people, hopefully. The idea of someone trying to lobby for a return to the health insurance modem would be a cause for mass strike, riots even. They wouldn’t dare, because I would be watching.

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      if I were born before the internet, I would be a serial killer doing the exact same thing, driving the road taking out animal abusers, people who have cheated the system, started genocide, etc. and have zero issues doing it. now? you might get 1 before your face is plasted everywhere, as we just saw.

      I’d leave reasons why they were deleted too, so everyone knows to stop with the bullshit or they could be next.

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    I’m not familiar with death note so excuse my ignorance.

    Can I use a typewriter or a printer on it or does it have to be handwritten?

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      The exact rule is:

      The human whose name is written in this note shall die.

      I’m not sure if printing counts. Since thats you instructing a non-living object to spill ink on to a page, not technically “writing”

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    I’d burn it. I’m not a murderer. Having a way to murder someone doesn’t make me want to do it.

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      I’m a bit of a Buddhist myself, but knowing that I stopped billions from suffering for ending the lives of a few evil people, I could do it.

      I could do it with my bare hands.

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      If you burn it, or fail to use it, someone you briefly thought maybe should go on the list gets to use it

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        ?? I didn’t “briefly think” to write any name, it goes straight to the gas stove.

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      You’d need to investigate their heirs first, because they’ll just make s bunch of new oligarchs when they die and those will catch the pattern pretty quickly.

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      I hope you are thinink of mosquitos, and if so make sure to only pick the ones that bite humans. There are a lot of other species that don’t.

      (I know which species you really mean)

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        Ok, mosquitoes are on number 2, number 1 is panda’s for sure. Fuck them wannabe land orca’s being so dumb, they going backwards in evolution by eating the least nutricions food ever out there (next to McDonald’s and other junkfood) while being a fucking bear. And then the odacity to be a political pawn for China, fucking disgusting. I’m a vegan because I love animals and am against animal abuse, so this says something coming from me.

        I change number 2 to humans, bats need to eat too, they love mosquitoes and bats are cute AF.

        That’s my list. If anyone has extra names which couldn’t fit on their list, I sell spots on my list for dead panda heads. I know, unnecessary when they are are on my list, but better to be sure.

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            “Fake wannabe” land orca! Orca’s are amazing creatures, intelligent, beautiful. Everything a panda never was and definitely never will be.

            Why do you think pinguïns started to live on Antarctica. They don’t want to be associated with pandas. Even pinguïns with their cute wiggle know how to wear the black and white like a fucking boss. During the forever dark winters they huddle together with -45°C to protect each other from freezing while a panda hangs himself “again” because he fell out of a tree “again” and got stuck “again”.

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      Basically write a name on a piece of paper and then they die. You can also choose the manner of their death if I remember right

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          There’s a live action movie version Netflix did not too long ago if manga/anime isn’t your thing. It’s not the greatest but you might enjoy it anyways and there’s always the source material to go to after if you enjoy it enough to go deeper

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      A Japanese Manga and Anime from the 90s and 00s. It’s a story about a kid who gets ahold of a notebook capable of anonymously killing people.