• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    You can make a perfectly serviceable peg leg with an old broom handle. Ask your insurance company for a free how-to brochure!

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      That was good enough for Ahab, and he was able to captain a commercial ship using his! Back in the good old days nobody expected insurance to cover ordinary everyday whale attacks. Those were “acts of God” just like everything else.