Uncut, center out from the bottom.
Or
Roll into a cone, bite out the center from the bottom, suck the toppings and sauce through the bottom like a waffle cone, discard the crust.
Nah, roll it into a cone with the topings on the outside and try to suck the crust though the topings.
Please do that in the line to vote, so people feel more confident in how competent the electorate is.
Dammit. Now I gotta do this to fuck with my kid
It’s good to build distrust and topics of discussion for therapy as early as possible.
Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it’s hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You’ve made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.
By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.
Blocked and reported for putting that disgusting image in my head! Ok jk but I think you win the thread
Remove cheese and scrape off the remaining sauce. Roll what’s left in the cheese. Feed it to your neighbor. By force if necessary. And yes. Throw away the crust. We are not animals.
Eat the crust, leave the rest.
take a bit from the outer perimeter, rotate the zza slightly, then take another bite. repeat until you’ve spiral-noshed the whole thing
OP asked what’s the most incorrect way to eat a pizza. That’s the canonical method, authentic from Italy
No - in Italy you eat pizza with a knife and fork.
The question reminds me of a skit: https://youtu.be/v-lYREzDN6U
Blend it
Wrap it in a tortilla
Heard me out. Was working a food trailer and the boss wrapped a slice in a tortilla, deep fried it and dressed it up like an enchilada. I thought he was being an idiot but it was actually really good.
Soak it in wine and boof it
Bend over and I’ll show you
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Eat it in reverse so it is expelled from the mouth after the journey though the body
You throw it away, not eating it.
This reminds me of an article about how to pack your plastic shopping bags to avoid spoiling frozen and refredgerated items on the way back home. The article basically boiled down to: bring a cooling bag.
It’s answering some question while completely disregarding the premise of the original question.
Bloody Mary garnish.
