zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.
a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.
If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3
00.edit math hard thank you @MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
ZuckFuck doesn’t make his net worth each year. So let’s compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022
Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000
I hate zuck as much as you but it’s important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.
So it’s like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine
300 would be 1% wouldn’t it? It’d be like paying a fine of 3
🤦♀️ yes
So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags
“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”
Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂
Like, isn’t that an admission that your business has no value?
No not at all, but it is an admission that they know what they’re doing is wrong and they just don’t give a shit.
Oh no…is someone taking your privacy?
That’s interesting…
r/nottheonion
he got the same clown makeup as his daddy
Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook
After all, he said age of privacy is over (or something similar).
Even the Zuckerbot trends towards nazism
Dumbass Oligarch complains about having to watch what they say.
Is that dude turning orange?
Symptom of fascism
His hyu-man skin is melting.
No he had his face stuck to Trump ass and some it transferred to Zuck.
Considering trumps orange is sprayon…that tracks.
Skids even.
he’s got “ring around the nostrils”
He’s clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.
He looks like he washed his face with rusty water.
They’re all orange down here, Georgie…
There’s enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who’s spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.
If I had as much money as Zuck, I’d have a full body sunscreen applicator installed in my beach house so I just stand there for a second and get my sunscreen.
One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren’t saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.
Zuckerburg says “Today I ate a sandwich!”
Nobody cares.
But wait…the full quote was “Today I ate a sandwich…of babys!”
the thing is he thinks he knows better than the rest of us. because he’s a billionaire.
Them stop talking Mark.
Now that’s an amazing headline.
Then maybe you should shut your Trump dick sucking mouth, champ.
Maybe think about not saying shit that you’d be afraid would leak.
well that is what he’s saying. what he should try is thinking about why the things he says are so “value-destroying”.
Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.
For some reason “dildo” is way funnier than “you dildo”. Thanks for the laugh
With that hair he could pass for a hobbit.
Dildo Baggins, CEO of Meta
It’s the finality of it, I think.
Glad to bring a smile!
