ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplierwww.pennlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1325arrow-down16 cross-posted to: usnews@beehaw.org
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minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up83·1 month agoIn the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas. We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
minus-squareshoulderoforion@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 month agoThe masks and biohacks alone will be brilliant!
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoThe Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
minus-squareRamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoDon’t forget the toilet paper man.
In the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas.
We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
The masks and biohacks alone will be brilliant!
The Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
What about the Walrus?
Don’t forget the toilet paper man.