What should I have for lunch?
-9I9HY4KQTRE
Sushi! Good call.
This is the funnest thing I’ve seen all weekend!
That’s not a question?
If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn’t feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical
no
I like to think you actually took her feet and typed “no” with them so she still wrote this
That is what i did.
“clever girl…”
What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
l.A+
She turned on airplane mode with this one.
Are you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?
8787 4/.
I need an inspirational title for my autobiography
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Pretty much sums up my life
This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.
Do you live with any other guinea pigs?
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What’s your favorite key on a keyboard?
kpkl m
Very excellent choice. Sounds like the acronym for a Maoist Party.
Teach me a new tongue twister
p[[[[plllll
How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
[[[[[[[[[[[[pllkn xx
You’re the expert!
This pig thinks it’s sooo smart
I won’t be surprised if this little piggy gets caught up in some sort of public scandal
What is the secret to becoming happy
pll;p;[[
Aah… now I’m the happiest person on earth
when you close your eyes, what do you see?
`,IBTMREXWC4EQ
i feel enlightened, thank you 🖤
If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
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How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
84
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Mood.
