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How To Get More Views on a Facebook Video
God dammit
Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people “pivot to video”
Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?
I die in a freak hawk training accident.
I’m checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?
I think this speaks for itself
I die cleaning a bicycle chain.
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14…
It doesn’t stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40’s.
Nothing can.
It’s not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She’s made to be mine.
“I want to be with her together.”
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
“I absoluetly want to be with her”
She seems to be alone right now.
“Is it my chance?”
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: “ladies and gentleman, we got him”
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
“aww man”
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don’t call the police it’s for the thing
FBI OPEN UP
How to get prescribed Xanax
Seems legit
uh oh
https://www.wikihow.com/Measure-Viscosity
Slow and low. That IS the tempo
Maybe the bunny has nasty, big, pointy teeth. I’ll fetch the holy grand grenade of Antioch!
It’s the Rabbit of Caerbannog!
How to wash a chest binder.
…I’m not afab???
Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)
