all my friends are either dead or my enemies
These are all cute, but when you start to lose your balance just turning your head or with basic movements, you really start to feel old.
It’s only a matter of time before you start falling.
Once you start falling, you start dying slowly
Past 25 I started to realise I couldn’t remember everything that everyone had said to me. This was also around the time I developed a social life, so it could just be that my brain had more to manage socially.
Past 30, I stopped caring about appearances so much and started working on developing mental skills. I was able to defend my beliefs better, make more on-the-spur jokes.
Past 35, I no longer care about anything. I have bouts where I’m in interested in building things, or conversing. But now? Eh, work/sleep is enough.
I no longer feel a sense of unrealised potential for myself I guess. That’s it, I’ve got what I’ve got.
Nobody mistakes me for a teenager anymore.
Kids call me “lady”
I want to go to bed at 9 PM
I get excited for new appliances
It actually takes effort for me to get out of my car. Like I’m having to pull myself out.
I feel sick all the time
Male pattern baldness sucks, esp as a trans girl
Injuries take longer to heal and recovery from the gym is slower
Hangovers now take two days
Skin dries out much faster (though this might be due to E)
My (slightly) balding head.
Ain’t it brutal? They say if you haven’t started balding at age 40, you probably never will, but I’ve known several people with a full head of lush hair at 40, and in their early fifties, it’s all gone to hell.
I am 34. Close to 40, but not there yet.
Your living expenses increase far more than your pay
If a terrorist held a gun to my head and ordered me to get on my knees, I would simply have to let them blow my head off because that is no longer possible. Also I have that slight wrinkle at the top of my cleavage, which apparently I can get Botox for. But I’m not going to.
I didn’t know you could botox that!
Apparently so! Decolletage injection it’s called.
I don’t get it, the year on the calendar keeps getting bigger, and I can’t figure out why.
Whatever im doing i gotta be careful or ill fuck my back up
After about an hour of using the mouse or controller gaming, I have to take a few seconds to massage my hand because it gets sore and stiff.
Didn’t happen until I got into my 30’s 😔
Early 40s here, and carpal tunnel is finally kicking in
All kinds of random aches that just just become the new normal.
