He peeked into the Ark of the Covenant back in the day, didn’t he? His face is partially melting off his skull.

The turtle is finally calling it quits… sad happy days America.

I originally read the title as “Ending long torture” and I was like, yeah…

Finally.

May he suffer and meet a most unpleasant end, along with every other disgusting republican traitor.

His job is done. America is dead.

AP news running a technically true headline again.

Some may ask, “isn’t that enough?”

To them I say “not now.”

Way too late there, Moscow mitch

After ruining the country and leaving the future in darkness. What a legacy!

Turtle soups back on the menu!

You will not be missed.

I haven’t heard anything about him freezing up lately, thought he might try to go a few more years

Rest in piss

So when is Satan due to get him?