Summary
Donald Trump told a Department of Justice crowd that his 2024 victory gave him a “mandate” for a broad investigation into Democratic corruption.
He attacked the courts for prosecuting him and praised his loyalist DOJ officials. Speaking at DOJ headquarters, he vowed to purge “rogue actors” and criticized judges, calling some “corrupt.”
Attorney General Pam Bondi introduced him, breaking DOJ tradition of independence.
Trump also called for legal action against news outlets and advocacy groups, claiming they are political operatives working against him.
Fuck Trump and his little revenge tantrums. If I had a superpower, it would be to appear out of thin air, slap him at will,and disappear. I would do that over and over and over…
How many slaps until he heats up to a nice medium-rare?
A lot, and you also would need some insulation to keep the heat in. https://youtu.be/LHFhnnTWMgI?si=gKjkvmHV_hmQ5jLC
Like…a gentleman’s slap, or a Hulk slap? Some people would be offended if it were the former.
The scene from Men in Tights when Robin slaps the sheriff with a metal gauntlet!!
Full on Bernie Mac Pimp Slap™ every 5 mins.
Can I recommend the backhand lick slap?
You might consider grabbing him, teleporting over a volcano, letting go, and teleporting away.