• phantomwise@lemmy.ml
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    14 hours ago

    Noooo you can’t do that it’d be socialism! Which, as everyone knows, leads to the end of private property and therefore to nationalizing toothbrushes. How would YOU like to have to share your toothbrush?

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      5 hours ago

      Noooooo let’s pretend to ignore Marx’s definition of property types and be scared of having to share our underwear nooooooooooooo