Hubi@feddit.org to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoEvangelical church urges Trump admin to 'execute' LGBTQ Americanswww.rawstory.comexternal-linkmessage-square312fedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down120
arrow-up11.04Karrow-down1external-linkEvangelical church urges Trump admin to 'execute' LGBTQ Americanswww.rawstory.comHubi@feddit.org to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square312fedilink
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoStep one, poop in a paper bag. Step two, light the bag on fire. Step three, laugh at Preacher Poop Shoes.
minus-squareDMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoPerhaps post a sign in front of his house that says: “The owner of this house misquotes the Bible to support murder. Keep your children at least 100 yards from him.”
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days agoStep 4, demolish the preacher’s house with him in it.
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoHe won’t be able to run due to the poop shoes.
Step one, poop in a paper bag.
Step two, light the bag on fire.
Step three, laugh at Preacher Poop Shoes.
Perhaps post a sign in front of his house that says: “The owner of this house misquotes the Bible to support murder. Keep your children at least 100 yards from him.”
Step 4, demolish the preacher’s house with him in it.
He won’t be able to run due to the poop shoes.