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It contains several lines of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker. A pair of small arcs denotes the woman’s breasts, and the future president’s signature is a squiggly “Donald” below her waist, mimicking pubic hair.
It’ll never happen. As soon as Trump’s lawyers explain the discovery process to him again, he’ll stop talking about suing and do something bizarre and frightening to distract the media.
TACO Time!