The White House rejected Maryland's request for federal disaster assistance after flooding damaged homes and businesses in Allegany and Garrett counties, Gov. Wes Moore said.
Maryland Puerto Rico? Nah! I like States that don’t inundate annually… Looking at you Flo, Lou and Texy Texas! Big states, crying. All crying came to me asking for help. They would say things to me like Mr. Orangeousness, could you please save our children. I send refrigerators to save the children, but nah! Look, ICE cream is good! It’s a good success thing. Success in the refrigerator. Saved, all saved. Crying, big big States. And so I don’t understand, wanna save children? Here’s the fridge! Confusing! Bigly confusing!
Maryland Puerto Rico? Nah! I like States that don’t inundate annually… Looking at you Flo, Lou and Texy Texas! Big states, crying. All crying came to me asking for help. They would say things to me like Mr. Orangeousness, could you please save our children. I send refrigerators to save the children, but nah! Look, ICE cream is good! It’s a good success thing. Success in the refrigerator. Saved, all saved. Crying, big big States. And so I don’t understand, wanna save children? Here’s the fridge! Confusing! Bigly confusing!
Anyway.