Sorry again for changing the headline but wanted the interesting part out again. Full video in the story.
OG headline: ‘I never went to that island’: Trump says of Epstein’s underage getaway and tells reporters to talk about Bill Clinton
Sorry again for changing the headline but wanted the interesting part out again. Full video in the story.
OG headline: ‘I never went to that island’: Trump says of Epstein’s underage getaway and tells reporters to talk about Bill Clinton
I haven’t checked if all of those are real Trump things and I really don’t want to know
Too bad, you get to know. They’re all 100% real.
Trump hats
Trump sneakers
Trump cologne
Trump watches
Trump flags
Trump NFTs
Trump bible
The Trump Cologne is the fucking weirdest of the bunch. Who wants to smell like an 80 year old man who eats nothing but McDonalds?
Maybe it’s the scent his ‘helpers’ use to neutralise the smell of an 80 year old man who eats nothing but McDonalds, so it basically smells like the complete opposite of him?
80% baking soda, 15% water, 5% orange coloring
She forgot to include bill clinton steaks, bill clinton vodka and tear up her diploma from bill clinton university, but yeah, they all check out.
The guitar and the hats and the flags and the cologne and the watch seem to also be missing.
What else?