Former Vice President Kamala Harris announced Wednesday that she would not run for governor of California in 2026, ending questions about her interest in the role but raising new ones about the 2024 Democratic presidential nominee’s plans for the future.
The time for comments like that was shortly before the general, cuz she’s a literal angel in contrast to the shitstain traitor Donald Trump.
A short list of other things that look like a literal angel in contrast to Donald Trump:
A half-eaten ham sandwich
A biopsy from Biden’s ass cancer
A plastic bag full of my toenail clippings
That splotch on the floor of a public restroom that you’re not sure if it’s blood, poop, or a mix of both
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The general election is over, and it is no longer necessary to defend the contents of that list, to include Kamala Harris. If, during the 2028 election, we’re in 11th hour of a race between her and another amalgamation of Adolf Hitler and the contents of a colostomy pouch, by all means talk her up to the best of your ability. At this time however, there’s nothing to lose for calling her out on being a piece of genocidal trash.
In 2028, it will be very bizarre to see Kamala Harris running for president again with the support of Sam Altman and on the other side the Republican candidate with the support of Peter Thiel.
The time for comments like that was shortly before the general, cuz she’s a literal angel in contrast to the shitstain traitor Donald Trump.
A short list of other things that look like a literal angel in contrast to Donald Trump:
A half-eaten ham sandwich
A biopsy from Biden’s ass cancer
A plastic bag full of my toenail clippings
That splotch on the floor of a public restroom that you’re not sure if it’s blood, poop, or a mix of both
Hit that subscribe button for more examples of things wildly more qualified to govern than Donald Trump!
The general election is over, and it is no longer necessary to defend the contents of that list, to include Kamala Harris. If, during the 2028 election, we’re in 11th hour of a race between her and another amalgamation of Adolf Hitler and the contents of a colostomy pouch, by all means talk her up to the best of your ability. At this time however, there’s nothing to lose for calling her out on being a piece of genocidal trash.
They don’t want the needle moving to the left. So she was just shy of absolute perfection and was failed by the villainous electorate.
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In 2028, it will be very bizarre to see Kamala Harris running for president again with the support of Sam Altman and on the other side the Republican candidate with the support of Peter Thiel.