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minus-squareButteredMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoYou say, “Oh, how terrible! I guess we will just have to send him to the hospital to be refilled.” Then you put Steve on your desk and when all the kids go home, you chuck Steve in the garage and set a brand new Steve out for tomorrow.
minus-squarethanksforallthefish@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoDerek. Derek was the glue stick. Steve was the tortured pencil. I’m starting to think you don’t really care. Are you even human ? Hmmm ?
You say, “Oh, how terrible! I guess we will just have to send him to the hospital to be refilled.” Then you put Steve on your desk and when all the kids go home, you chuck Steve in the garage and set a brand new Steve out for tomorrow.
Derek. Derek was the glue stick. Steve was the tortured pencil.
I’m starting to think you don’t really care. Are you even human ? Hmmm ?