“Where is it? How can I have some?”

Sounds like Tucker wants some new gooning material.

The only thing Tucker Carlson deserves is an inescapable pit of sewage to starve to death in.

Tucker has claimed multiple times at least since last year that Pete is actually straight. All because of his Gay Producer seemingly being the decider of who is and isn’t gay. I wouldn’t be surprised if either the Producer is just pulling it out of his ass, or he heard Pete might have dated women before coming out in 2015 so just assumes that means he couldn’t be gay. Cause obviously there’s no such thing as being in denial. That Producer might be experiencing a real Gold Star Lesbian thought process.

Either way, Tucker only knows anything about sex as a gay person because he’s had sex with that demon (obviously an incubus) that supposedly scratched him last year. They were love scratches.

Tucker is a Demon Fucker. Pass it on.

Tucker’s wants sex with Buttigieg, adorable.

Tucker, secretly gay, needs some advice on gay sex. Smart move fucker! No one sees through your cover.

Tucker Carlson is a little bitch.

“Like, real slow. In a whisper, in a really up close and personal interview. Mmhmm.”

You know I think Tucker would know what dick taste like better then Pete.

So Carlson thinks he needs to take Pete for a test drive to verify his bona fides?

I doubt if Buttigieg would have an interest in such an ordeal.

Oh yeah? Well if you’re so gay then why can’t I suck your girthy dick?

– Tucker “The Sucker (Throat Goat)” Carlson

Questions that only Tucker Carlson would know.

Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.

Shall we conclude that Pete turned down Tucker’s advances

So moronic of Tucker.