Yeah, my dad would go to the office when he wasn’t working, too

It also makes sense considering I eat Prozac for dinner and live under a shelter made of BandAids

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I can only imagine how horrible it is. I’m sorry you’ve had to go through it and I wish there was something I could do to make my county apologize to you for the indignity

I just hate that it takes my pastor the whole day to do the inspection

As an American, the worst customs experiences I’ve had were in the US

It’s hard to tell when, instead of kissing him on the lips, he throws a towel at his face

In addition to all of the other answers, I’ve heard the phrase “carrot or the stick” significantly more than “and”

I think it’s more like a threat

The only place I’ve seen it is if you didn’t finish paying for it (like getting a fence replaced at your house and then not paying them will get it torn down)

I have never laughed as hard as I did when he yelled that at the baby

I think about this a lot

I love the idea of media expanding on the lore, but needing to insert a plot could ruin it

My only “solution” is a TV series instead of a movie and every episode should be a separate story

Yeah! Although, it’s more of a preventative measure than a trap card. A lot of the oils are pretty boring, but some can be fun to use

I ended up almost exclusively doing the Witcher missions since you usually learn what you’re going to fight

My work photo is my brother-in-law and I posing in tuxes at his and my sister’s wedding

Objectively, I look super gay in the photo

I haven’t changed it because I’m waiting for the homophobe to yell at the straight guy for his gay-looking photo

That makes sense! I’ve always wanted to run a campaign (even though I’ve never really played) so I try to take guidance from stories like these

Thank you!

I’m extremely naive when it comes to tabletop RPGs

Is there any kind of “plot says no” response to magic? Something like the doors in oblivion where you need a key to unlock

I know exactly what you mean. I started it 3 times before I got into it

In my opinion, a lot of the gameplay is fairly generic. Attacking a wraith feels the same as attacking a human

It really shines in the immersion and story, though. The first two times I played it, I was skipping all of the dialog and cutscenes (depression is a bitch), so I missed all the good parts

Once you get into the mindset of “hunting” one of the monsters and selecting the right oils and potions, it can be really fun and feel almost like “strategy”. For example, there’s a potion that turns your blood poisonous to vampires

I’m happy for her

It would be really funny if they weren’t expecting it to

I was imagining a top hat and twirling a cane

I had a client once explain to me that his request for the 75% redesign of his mobile app would be simple because “it’s just 3 pages”

That was the exact quote

I know that was hardly related to the post, but it reminded me of that and I needed to vent to my therapist (aka strangers on Lemmy)