Conservative activist Charlie Kirk killed in Utah
www.deseret.com
Conservative activist Charlie Kirk was killed during a Turning Point USA event at Utah Valley University in Orem, Utah.
  • t3rmit3@beehaw.org
    8·
    7 days ago

    And there I was, in the year of our Lord 2025, staring at my computer, chatting with a witch on Etsy about the state of the world, hoping that somewhere between the cosmos and the internet, justice would be served.

    The next day, the Priestess sent me her proof of cast: a photograph in flames, the edges slowly curving inward, engulfing Charlie’s ridiculous scrunched-up little face. She whispered (I imagine), “Trust the unseen.” Chills.

    Dang, this should definitely go on that witch’s LinkedIn!

    • Five@slrpnk.net
      7·
      7 days ago

      Now, is it ethical to curse a man I’ve never met? Probably not. But is it unethical to let him keep talking? Yes. So here we are, in the gray area.

      I want to make it clear, I’m not calling on dark forces to cause him harm. I just want him to wake up every morning with an inexplicable zit.

      There’s some serious whiplash reading this article alongside finding out the news.