I’ll pad my resume by leaving off my college degree. What are they going to do, call every college in America and see if I graduated? Hah! I got this job in the bag.
I better order some fresh lube. I heard Diddy is selling his old lube on Craigslist.
What a great job! Do you need a college degree for that?
Actually having a degree prohibits you from getting the job.
I’ll pad my resume by leaving off my college degree. What are they going to do, call every college in America and see if I graduated? Hah! I got this job in the bag.
I better order some fresh lube. I heard Diddy is selling his old lube on Craigslist.