Who needs dragons, when you have catzilla?

Once upon a time, I went over to this girl’s place for a movie night. She went to the bathroom, and her cat came sneaking out of the bedroom. She trotted up to me, and I started petting her. When the girl came out and saw us on the couch, she was visibly surprised. She told me the cat never comes around new people. I shrugged, and we all went about our merry way. A while later, she told me that whoever she planned on getting with would have to love her and her cats. That was five years ago now. We’re married with six cats.