OP has management material written all over him.
we are devoted to our goals btw
We hear you, and are listening. Thank you for your contribution.
OK, Cylon.
Imagine the red side in the context of an expensive restaurant.
Jerry was so drunk he pissed in the lettuce chiller
try our grilled Romain lettuce with Tuscan brine
“we got a ransomware infection” vs. “Our data encryption got an upgrade”
Zero knowledge encryption
Time capsule for future society that can crack our encryption
“our homemade encryption got backdoored by some kid in Wisconsin”
vs
“we provide opportunities and support local labor initiatives”
Have you worked as a Customer Advocate for a hosting company at some point? Because that looks like the training material they showed me when I did this job.