Titanium hamstrings, space shuttle grade

Very strong plastic girdle holding in his enormous hamberder gut

@Gnugit @just_another_person

Just like people can get accustomed to walking in high heels, a raging narcissist can get used to standing in the heel lifts that they use to feel tall.

Michael Jackson is his idol.

I looks like everyone behind him is doing the same thing to an extent. Almost as if it made his look less obvious

Look at the horizon.