Eboni Russell @_Russell_00 - 13h

I live in Chicago… I live a block over from Cicero. ICE visited my home yesterday. ICE didn’t knock. ICE tried to forcefully open my window. ICE opened my screen and asked me to sign papers. I AM an American Citizen. Born on U.S. soil. ICE forcefully tried to enter my home! WAKE UP AMERICA!

  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    2 days ago

    Masked men trying to force their way into my home will be shot. No words from me, no hesitation. I have a plan and a backup plan and I practice. After I unload like hell, I’m getting low and calling 911 ASAP.

    Yes, they make catch me unawares, but it’s a small house and unless I’ve been out and forgot to get in the safe, there is a weapon somewhere within reach. Yes, I may die. No, I will not allow my freedom to be torn away by thugs.

  • shininghero@pawb.socialEnglish
    50·
    3 days ago

    We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.

    Jokes aside, this is literal clown behavior from ICE.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.worldEnglish
    27·
    3 days ago

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects,[a] against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13·
      3 days ago

      USA was having trouble

      What a sad, sad story

      Needed a new leader

      To restore its former glory

      Where, oh where was he?

      Where could that man be?

      We looked around

      And then we found

      The man for you and me

      _

      And now it’s

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      'Murca is happy and free

      We’re marching to a faster pace

      Look out

      Here comes the master race

      _

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      Winter for NATO et al.

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      Come on, yankees

      Let’s have us a ball

      _

      I was born in Coeur D’Alene

      And that is why they call me Gene

      Don’t be stupid, be a smarty

      Come and join the MAGA party

      _

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      Goosestep’s the new step today

      Mace in the leftists eyes again

      'Murca is on the rise again

      _

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      MRAPs are rolling once more

      _

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      Means that soon we’ll be going

      We’ve got to be going

      You know we’ll be going to war

      Note: Is it weird that I didn’t have to change much to make it work?