Eboni Russell @_Russell_00 - 13h

I live in Chicago… I live a block over from Cicero. ICE visited my home yesterday. ICE didn’t knock. ICE tried to forcefully open my window. ICE opened my screen and asked me to sign papers. I AM an American Citizen. Born on U.S. soil. ICE forcefully tried to enter my home! WAKE UP AMERICA!

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      3 months ago

      USA was having trouble

      What a sad, sad story

      Needed a new leader

      To restore its former glory

      Where, oh where was he?

      Where could that man be?

      We looked around

      And then we found

      The man for you and me

      _

      And now it’s

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      'Murca is happy and free

      We’re marching to a faster pace

      Look out

      Here comes the master race

      _

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      Winter for NATO et al.

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      Come on, yankees

      Let’s have us a ball

      _

      I was born in Coeur D’Alene

      And that is why they call me Gene

      Don’t be stupid, be a smarty

      Come and join the MAGA party

      _

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      Goosestep’s the new step today

      Mace in the leftists eyes again

      'Murca is on the rise again

      _

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      MRAPs are rolling once more

      _

      Springtime for DJ and USA

      Means that soon we’ll be going

      We’ve got to be going

      You know we’ll be going to war


      Note: Is it weird that I didn’t have to change much to make it work?