All the news out of the pentagon recently seems to indicate they’re planning something really big. Like a major war. Maybe like a WORLD WAR…or something.
Imagine how fucked we will soon be - engaged in a multi-theater war with gorillas leading us into battle.
Instead of Eisenhower and Patton, it’ll be drunk dipshit and his orange geriatric pants-shitting heterosexual low-skills drag queen Diaper Don.
All the news out of the pentagon recently seems to indicate they’re planning something really big. Like a major war. Maybe like a WORLD WAR…or something.
Imagine how fucked we will soon be - engaged in a multi-theater war with gorillas leading us into battle.
Instead of Eisenhower and Patton, it’ll be drunk dipshit and his orange geriatric pants-shitting heterosexual low-skills drag queen Diaper Don.
“I’m a Diaper Don man!”
Im sure everything will be A-OKAY!