"When you see one cockroach, there are probably more, and so everyone should be forewarned of this one,” JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon warned on a call with analysts on Tuesday.

Dimon has always been Wall Street’s most quotable bank boss, chiefly because he says what he thinks and has the ability to shoot straight when he’s minded to.

JP Morgan is big and ugly enough to weather any storm. It is far too big to fail, but it is also far too big to be troubled by a cockroach of a car parts maker.

Shut the fuck up and give us the fucking Epstein Peter Thiel records you fucking cockroach! 🪳