• HeuristicAlgorithm9@feddit.uk
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    14 hours ago

    “I’ll take being direct and simple”, proceeds to overexplain point to the point of absurdity.

    But also have you ever had a real conversation? What context would you be saying, “I’m a nice guy” and not be able to give any elaboration?

    Also also calling yourself nice is kinda sketch anyway. Obviously you wouldn’t call yourself a dick if you weren’t one; so either you’re lying, oblivious or think the other person isn’t able to form an accurate opinion of you themselves (these aren’t exclusive). Nice is a word best used to describe someone else.

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      14 hours ago

      “I’ll take being direct and simple”, proceeds to overexplain point to the point of absurdity.

      That was the point… you spoon eating cunt. Im not usually one to point out how stupid someone is, but you… you might just actually be so fucking simple that Sean Penn would play you in the story of your life. How in the sweet ever living fuck, did you read all of that, and still come away with the most brain dead take that someone could possible take? Seriously, you could have just smashed your fucking face into the keyboard several times, and you’d have come up with a better take.

      Being a nice guy, doesnt mean I suffer a gaggle of caved brained cunts talking shit. Im nice, not a fucking pushover. Who I am nice to, depends a great deal on how people are towards me. You know, like most people, you monumentally befuddled, half-baked, pancake-brained, sock-puppet-wrangling, intellectual accident whose thought processes resemble a caffeinated squirrel on a unicycle trying to solve differential equations while blindfolded in a wind tunnel sack of shit.

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        8 hours ago

        Looks like this whole discussion is moot. Turns out, the reason Benny can’t use the word “nice” to describe themself is because they aren’t nice. lol

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        14 hours ago

        Okay, this has to be like one of the best trolls I’ve ever seen, right? Claiming to be a nice guy and then like 3 comments later calling someone else a “spoon eating cunt” is a just incredible.

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          13 hours ago

          Right? I actually can’t stop laughing, it’s so well done I can’t tell if it’s an intentional troll or if they are really this braindead.

          Edit: checked the comment history, pretty sure they’re essentially a nazi.

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            This user came into a post about a doordasher posting that they had gotten punished by the company after complaining of sexual assault. Bennyboy posted to the effect of “everything is assault these days” and went on to assert that the woman in question was “probably shit her job and made it all up”. They are quite literally a “nice guy” if their flipping out didn’t make that apparent already. Edit: I’ll just leave this here

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          13 hours ago

          Does being nice mean thats all you are? Does being nice mean you suffer dickheads? Does being nice mean that youre just a pushover, that takes peoples shit? Treat me like a cunt, I do the same to you. Its not fucking rocket science. Yet here you all are, clutching your fucking pearls, because Im pushing back against the bullying.

          Who knew that your version of nice guy was a door mat…

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          13 hours ago

          It was a lot more than that. And you deserved every syllable… A syllable is a unit of spoken language, by the way.

          Here, Ill explain it to you. The person I replied to said that using simple words like “nice” was lazy, and that people should use lots of big words instead. I, took issue with that, and expressed it by with malicious compliance. ie, being wildly over the top in doing what was asked. Are you getting it now? Do you see the joke yet? Do you really not get the point I was making?

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            13 hours ago

            That’s so dissapointing. My hilarious response went way over your head. Here I’ll explain it to you.

            • Ad Hominem is a form of logical fallacy whereby one attacks the person giving the argument rather than the argument itself. You did nothing but attack my character, so it really wasn’t anything more than that.
            • A common meme in arguments is when, rather than give any counter point, one just points out the logical fallacies displayed by one’s opponent.

            Also they never said it had to be big words, you have just conflated big with precise.

            What you failed to understand was that ‘nice’ is not a precise word, there are usually more contextually relevant ways to describe yourself. E.g. tell them where you volunteer.

            I did understand your joke, but I thought the faulty premises deserved mocking. I do now think I should have just deconstructed your entire argument from the start though.