TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 days agoWhat is the most important non-physical trait you need in a spouse?message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down12
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the most important non-physical trait you need in a spouse?TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 days agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareabbadon420@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down2·2 days agoThe ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away
minus-squarefalseWhite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoIsn’t this a physical trait though?
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 days agoYou DO NOT want this. I made this mistake. I thought my partner could only do yaks. I was WRONG. I now have to stay 200 yards from them at all times or risk my own life.
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoOh no. I do. I hope my partner didn’t realize my mistake.
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoHow bout the power of flight, that do anything for ya?
minus-squareeverett@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1 day agoHow about the power… to move you?
The ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away
Isn’t this a physical trait though?
… with mind bullets!
You DO NOT want this. I made this mistake. I thought my partner could only do yaks. I was WRONG. I now have to stay 200 yards from them at all times or risk my own life.
You mean 201 yards away!
Oh no. I do. I hope my partner didn’t realize my mistake.
With mind bullets?
That’s telekinesis, Kyle
How bout the power of flight, that do anything for ya?
How about the power… to move you?