RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhy Americans trying to hide as Canadians overseas doesn’t workwww.the-independent.comexternal-linkmessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down19
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minus-squarem4xie@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoWhy don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? They’re really good at it. Why do elephants paint their nails red? To hide in cherry trees.
minus-squareTʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoWhy do elephants paint their scrotums red? To hide in apple trees What’s the loudest noise in nature? Giraffes eating from apple trees
minus-squaretomenzgg@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 hours agoOnly flaw there: elephants don’t have scrotums.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·12 hours agoSo what can I compare Trump’s neck to?
Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees?
They’re really good at it.
Why do elephants paint their nails red?
To hide in cherry trees.
Why do elephants paint their scrotums red?
To hide in apple trees
What’s the loudest noise in nature?
Giraffes eating from apple trees
Only flaw there: elephants don’t have scrotums.
So what can I compare Trump’s neck to?