Ok, if everyone’s finished being stupid.
I had more, but you go ahead.
Is my eye playing trick on me?
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
I say this one a lot lmao
Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us were suck and die.
Oh lord.
came here to say this and I’ll raise you
oh lord, he’s made of wood
They must learn of our peaceful ways
by force!
Well, you obviously won’t listen to reason, so I guess I’ll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you.
Me… Feel… A bit better in cognitive faculties
[in the library, absorbing all of Earth’s knowledge] Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!
I always mutter “Dewey, you fool!” when I find a book at the library. It’s too perfect.
Ok, ok. We’re not gonna force you until I finish this sentence. Get him!
I pretty regularly say or think “Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?”

Hi-Yah!
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, Sir!
Leela bring fire?
Leena? Is she captain of the Pallet Experts ship? Friend to Fly and Bonder and Zildfarb.
Fry, acting like a moron won’t solve anything.
Oh great. Captain Moron has a plan. Why don’t you tell it to Wingus and Dingus here?
Wingus, Dingus, listen up. We’re going to give the aliens the old switcheroo.
Well Bender may not have learned anything from me, but I think I actually learned something from him. So long meat bags!







