• MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    My favourite is the one with Moses coming down with the Big Book of Rules, direct from God. Then getting his pals to kill thousands of his followers for not following the Rules, which presumably they’ve never seen.

    Levites: But doesn’t it say in the Rules…

    Moses: KILL THEM ALL.

    Exodus 32, verse 27

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      2 months ago

      Also, at least two of the rules are basically just “my god is better than your god”

      Getting genocided and wondering who the fuck Yahweh is