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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 days ago

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  • JelleWho@lemmy.world
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    There 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who count in binary, and those who dont

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      Surprise trinary!

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        Ternary?

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          That’s tertiary to you, pal.

          • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            🫦 Tertiary 🫦 https://youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw?t=246

  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
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    Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a beer?”

    “I don’t know”

    “I don’t know”

    “Yes”

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      “Would you possibly want a beer out of three?”

      “Yes.”

      “There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?”

      “YES!”

      • buttnugget@lemmy.world
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        The old Monty Beerhall problem!

    • 鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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      These logic problems reminds me of those Ted-ED riddles.

      (anyone here watched Ted-ED videos? its not just me being weird right?)

      • tomiant@programming.dev
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        Just make sure you don’t confuse it with original TED talks. TED talks are the only real ones. If there’s anything added to it like x or ed or w/e, it’s not affiliated. Just FYI

      • AEsheron@lemmy.world
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        I wish they’d post them more than once a year these days…

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      Oh this is a good one

  • floofloof@lemmy.ca
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    Binary on fingers really comes into its own when you need to order 1023 beers over heavy background noise. Except when there’s a mix-up and you end up with -1 beer.

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      This sounds like xkcd alt text

  • melfie@lemy.lol
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    Reminds me of this:

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      Pretty sure he’s ordering 6 in this image.

      • Samsy@lemmy.ml
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        From his perspective, he orders 4.

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    But he just ordered 6. Rookie mistake.

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      Looks like 12 to me

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        … Maybe.

        It really depends on, which is the most significant bit… I mean finger.

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          Most significant digit?

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      That’s the German 6!

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        I’m German and I didn’t know we can count to 720 with our hands…

        !Explanation: An exclamation mark marks factorial, and 6 factorial is 720.!<

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    • Toldry@lemmy.world
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      👏👏👏👏👏👏

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        Sir that is more beers than there are particles in the Universe.

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          Customer is always right

  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar…

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      A quantum mechanic walks into a bar.

      He also walks out of the bar.

      At the same time.

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        A temporal traveller walks into a bar.

        A temporal traveller walks into a bar.

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          Hahahahahaha!

          How surprised they must have been!

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