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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago
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  • Limonene@lemmy.world
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    Hey look, it’s my favorite font!

    You can really tell by the V in “Veggie Burger”.

    • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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      That font does kinda slap

    • The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldOP
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      I’ve never had strong opinions on fonts, but I do like the way this one looks now that you mention it.

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    I thought for a bit too long there, that he had ordered a liter of fries…

  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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    Why would you order diet coke when there’s classic Cock

    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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      Wat bout BEPIS tho?

  • tatann@lemmy.world
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    So basically a goth version of Max when she sees hipsters

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    Is that a cock dispenser?

    • badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, but it’s unusual to see a franchise serving Bepis as well

  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Man I wish the McDonald’s goth baddie would degrade me.

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      Goth Baddie: Let me guess. 20 McNuggets again?

    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world
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      going out of my way to be as disrespectful as possible so she spits in my food

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      Goth baddie: flips you off for no particular reason

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      She doesn’t look healthy.

      • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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        Nothing is healthy in McDonald’s

      • buddascrayon@lemmy.world
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        Have you never seen a goth before?

  • _‌_反いじめ戦隊@ani.social
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    Since I know you’re asking
    goth🖕

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    Veggie burger is the issue there. You always get extra wait with veggie options unfortunately.

    • The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldOP
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      Can confirm. Sometimes I’ll order one, only for them to go check and come back to say “Oh, I guess we don’t actually have any.”

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        I’m gluten free due to allergy and the amount of times they say “oh we don’t have the gluten free option” is staggering. I mean I know I should eat at home 99% of the time, but I wanna go out sometimes…

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          As a vegan I feel your pain and we share a common foe

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        Oh wow. At least this never happened to me. It can always get worse I guess

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    I want everybody to know that in fast food you are not entitled to a place in line. If you are not physically stuck in the drive-thru line then there’s no real reason to get your food out in exact order. You get your food when it is the most convenient to push out as fast as possible. Sometimes that means somebody ordered before you ordered a way easier meal gets their food first.

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      Yes, in “fast food”, neither word implies adherence to anything resembling its definition.

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        Well we try to go in order but if your food is still cooking and the guy behind you can get his food hotter now why wouldn’t we do that?

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          I don’t blame the workers. At all. 🙇🏼‍♂️🖖🏼

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    Wait. They aren’t flirting? 🫠

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      The guy is the artist’s self-insert and he is gay, so I doubt it. I assume they are friends and she is teasing him.

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        Awww 🥰🥹🥰

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    Looks like she’s flirting

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      Meet cute?

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        No, he’s vegetarian

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    A Liter’a’cola!

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