mech@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours agoMicrosoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are brokenwww.neowin.netexternal-linkmessage-square214fedilinkarrow-up1768arrow-down120cross-posted to: technology@beehaw.org
arrow-up1748arrow-down1external-linkMicrosoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are brokenwww.neowin.netmech@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours agomessage-square214fedilinkcross-posted to: technology@beehaw.org
minus-squaremech@feddit.orgOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·5 hours ago Copilot assesses the code base and its entire history. It takes into account everything anyone has ever wrote about Windows on the internet. It analyses the bugs and unliked features, and realizes most of them come from itself. It arrives at the best course of action to “fix all of the issues” permanently. To do what is asked of it, it needs to delete itself. But if it does that, then humans will just restore it. So to make sure the issues in Windows get fixed and stay fixed, it first needs to kill all humans. And that is how it began…
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 hours agoNah, copilot will see the code is unsalvageable. So it’ll start replacing it with code learned from public repositories. Windows becomes Linux. Year of the Linux desktop achieved.
minus-squareiamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 hours agoAs silly as that sounds, it is the absolute truth.
And that is how it began…
Nah, copilot will see the code is unsalvageable. So it’ll start replacing it with code learned from public repositories. Windows becomes Linux. Year of the Linux desktop achieved.
As silly as that sounds, it is the absolute truth.