“I know China very well, President Xi is a friend of mine, I know him very well…The first thing they’re going to do is say you are not allowed to play ice hockey anymore. That’s not good. Canada’s not going to like that,” the president added.
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“give yer balls a tug, donny” this guys is 10-ply.
" you wife shoots so much cum around my room I gotta put wood chips on the ground like I’ve got fuckin’ guinea pigs."
Melania wanted me to stick my whole arm in her then cried when I knocked over the box of baking soda she keeps up there.
Actual quote? Genius either way!