Agencies accused of failing to take precautions to stop former contractor leaking returns to ‘leftist media outlets’
  • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Did Trump find an infinite money hack?

    Step 1: Become president

    Step 2: As a private citizen, sue the government for billions of dollars

    Step 3: As president, order to settle lawsuit.

    Literally nothing our courts can do about it.

    • Corngood@lemmy.ml
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      2 months ago

      It’a not infinite yet, but it will be once he controls the central bank. What could go wrong?

      • ameancow@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        2 months ago

        I’m sure our 401k plans are going to be juuuuuust fiiiiiine.

        At least we know that all our hard work and tax money is going towards using lethal force to protect the country from… checks notes …nurses and mothers.

    • ameancow@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 months ago

      Did Trump find an infinite money hack?

      Yes, but’s much simpler.

      1. Lie to everyone.

      2. Steal their money.