What’s the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?
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“hold nose, jab bleach”
What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?
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Jfyvshjht uffh. Gsgb huhgryuhhhkjh?
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How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
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What’s a guinea pig’s favorite food?
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Are you being held against your will and forced to do mundane tasks so your master can gather fake internet points?
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Ahh…so you’re doing it for the snacks. Gotcha.
Was god and nations made for slavery?
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…my god… this changes everything.
How do I get rid of this hangover?
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What is my password? I’ve forgotten.
r3
I’m in!
Wheek wheek wheeeeeek!
weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadsxfgh
Wheek, wheek wheek. Wheek wheek?
Why is she so cute?
n0o vh
“no vaginha”
edit: I question the sanity of the 3 upvotes I got
who let the dogs out?
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Reminds me of the guy on YouTube that let his goldfish pick stocks. (His goldfish outperformed r/WallStreetBets)
Dr. Guinea Pig, can you explain quantum entanglement to me?
JÓl’ 'lllllllll
Why don’t we fly to the sun at night?
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Understood. Thanks a Lot!
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
kkl’
but what about 42?!!!
