C’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!

The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today

I went to school with a kid for a year and a half. He nearly bit off another kid’s cheek. I remember him as being troubled and I remember being scared of him before he mauled a classmate.

Depending on how egregious or shocking his reactions were to things, he could be quite memorable.

GREAT! WAY TO PROVE ME WRONG AND SHOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW TIME WORKS! EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW SMART THETETRAPOD IS, KNOWING THINGS AND STUFF!

For serious, though, good catch and thanks for calling me out on that. I was so hellbent on my rationalization that I didn’t even consider that things could have happened in a different order or that dates could have had meaning. As much as I like to fly off the handle, I really appreciate y’all who keep me in check.

To: congress@america.gov
From: fartographer@lemmy.world
Subject: SELL YOUR PLATFORM TO ME
Body: I’ve got $10K for the first person willing to accept and adopt my ideas.

Sincerely,
Poor Daddy

My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn’t tell me about

Didn’t we recently find out from some leaks or disclosures that you can essentially buy some politicians for as low as $10K? I can’t remember the source right now

Calling it right now: Mamdani’s primaries win made this a priority and they wanna try to pressure him into stepping down, or just revoke his citizenship.

Any other citizens they hurt along the way are just little treats they give themselves for being such good little boys and girlsnon-boys. ^(Gotta protect that research funding)^

Freedom costs a buck oh five