Starbucks has moderately tasty food, and disgustingly bad coffee. If they put enough sugar into it, it’s fine… But going elsewhere yields better results.
I haven’t had a single good Starbucks experience. The biggest thing for me is that they aren’t even cheaper than a local shop. I’m sacrificing quality for what, the “convenience” of using an app to order?
The only food item I moderately liked there was the sous vide egg bites, and even those have gone through enshittification now, costing more and tasting worse.
There was a point in time where their breakfast egg muffin sandwich type things were imo, pretty darn tasty, and reasonably priced.
… That was around a decade ago, iirc.
I’ve not been to an SBUX in a long time, but that decade ago, they were actually making them or at least heating them in a toaster oven, not microwave, at least when I was physically inside the store.
Dude I live in an armpit of a city and even I can find a small mom and pop shop that sells better food than Starbucks, prepackaged microwaved slopass shit. You gotta have been stuck in the woods chewing on bark to think that shit is tasty.
Starbucks has moderately tasty food, and disgustingly bad coffee. If they put enough sugar into it, it’s fine… But going elsewhere yields better results.
I haven’t had a single good Starbucks experience. The biggest thing for me is that they aren’t even cheaper than a local shop. I’m sacrificing quality for what, the “convenience” of using an app to order?
The only food item I moderately liked there was the sous vide egg bites, and even those have gone through enshittification now, costing more and tasting worse.
In perhaps undue fairness to Starbucks:
There was a point in time where their breakfast egg muffin sandwich type things were imo, pretty darn tasty, and reasonably priced.
… That was around a decade ago, iirc.
I’ve not been to an SBUX in a long time, but that decade ago, they were actually making them or at least heating them in a toaster oven, not microwave, at least when I was physically inside the store.
Dude I live in an armpit of a city and even I can find a small mom and pop shop that sells better food than Starbucks, prepackaged microwaved slopass shit. You gotta have been stuck in the woods chewing on bark to think that shit is tasty.
The food is gross
Yeah I’ve seen a few messages about their food being okay over time and I’m wondering which Starbucks these guys go to …
I mean their cookies and brownies are meh, but their breakfast items and other things were not great. At least not to the places I’ve been.
It’s all just microwaved