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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 days agoSpoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 days agoYour MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 days agoDuh. Her boobs are not the same size.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 days agoSomeone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 days agoIn truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 days agoNah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 days agothey’re not sharp, they’re serrated
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 days agoNo, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.
Spoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
Your MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
Duh. Her boobs are not the same size.
Someone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
In truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
Nah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
they’re not sharp, they’re serrated
No, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.