• mech@feddit.org
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    6 days ago

    “Damn, I need this couch scratched to shit and covered in hair right now, and I’m all out of cats.”

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      6 days ago

      Just find a red haired girlfriend. They tend to be quite wild. <— that’s a quote from my cousin, and yes she has red hair